dreamsandfeels:

work programme: okay I see you’re volunteering now on Thursday mornings, I won’t book any appointments for thursday mornings then

work programme: so I’ve gone ahead and booked an appointment for Thursday morning

Wow, this really echoes my experiences

toptierwaifu:

okay okay a game thats like one of those old cyberpunk noir stories but instead of the 80s its set in a corporate 90s setting and for some reason there are greek and roman busts everywhere and half of the text is in japanese

Please tell me this exists

(via lunaticobscurity)

dreamsandfeels:

me: what exactly is a ‘supervised job search’, is it pretty much what I’m doing right now but in your office?

work programme: no replt at all

I asked about the dumbass Thursdays stuff though and he just said ‘oh, come in whenever’

Haha, yeah, that’s how it is I go to Work Programme and have to do supported job searches Or as I call them, job searches on shit machines with US Keyboard settings

beefdip:

captainjaymerica:

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

Pretty Much.

jesus christ, accurate as fuck

Ladies and Gentlemen, Tumblr.

(via dreamsandfeels)

giemma:

STOP MAKING NINJAMAN SAD

Hahahahaha what what Haha Hahaha What

(via lunaticobscurity)

dreamsandfeels:

Time has no meaning. Everything is either on demand or available for 24 hours a day. Go to bed when you want. Wake up at 1am and read a book who cares.

Hahahahaha

(via caramelcrow)

thedeedledee:

bloominrose:

kateordie:

Oh god I feel this so hard

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OH GOD how could a show about a man with SEVERE OCD DO THAT WITH ITS BOX SETS

I would deliberately reorganise MONK DVDs in the shop because the character has OCD.

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